A Question to A Question

Question: Please come up with a more appropriate name for the ringtoe:

My answer: Not that this is an answer, but what I want a word for is what you call it when you are walking down the street in the rain, but you are holding something with two hands so you can't hold an umbrella, and your umbrella is hanging from the base of the strap of your messenger bag and is hitting you square in the balls a half-second after each of your feet lands. The faster you walk, the faster you get hit in the balls. ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooh love hurts.