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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Cover Letter Blues (no relation!)

At my company, I review resumes and hire people. Here's a letter I received.

Dear Pants Dispenser Operator,

Please find my resume and cover letter attached for the position of
[yadda yadda yadda]

F. Hussein (no relation!)

What an unfortunate name. However, I don't think I was going to call
him back and be like, "So, I've reviewed your resume. Do you have any
experience silencing political rivals?"


At 10:48 PM, Anonymous Heavy Machinery Operator (No relation!) said...

that was funny dude.

At 5:16 PM, Blogger Pants Dispenser Operator said...

Thanks! Stay tuned.


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