Cover Letter Blues (no relation!)

At my company, I review resumes and hire people. Here's a letter I received.

Dear Pants Dispenser Operator,

Please find my resume and cover letter attached for the position of
[yadda yadda yadda]

Sincerely,
F. Hussein (no relation!)

What an unfortunate name. However, I don't think I was going to call
him back and be like, "So, I've reviewed your resume. Do you have any
experience silencing political rivals?"