Quote of the Millenium
"The secret to dating two women at once? Easy. Have two cell phones!"- Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick, on Monay Night Football
posted by Pants Dispenser Operator @ 10:32 PM
Monday, October 24, 2005
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- Name: Pants Dispenser Operator
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I'm a writer and comedy performer living in New York. I have a day job at Teldar Paper.
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2 Comments:
ew.
He's a douche
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