Pants Dispenser

Don't steal home without it! Quotes

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

You know you work for a nonprofit organization if...

this might all be true for some of you fuckers.

* You feel no shame in asking the plumber if he'd like to donate his services
* You buy your own office supplies
* Everyone shows up for a meeting 10--15 minutes late, but everyone feels the meeting started on time
* Your title only accurately describes one-third of your job duties
* Your home computer works twice as fast as the one at work
* Your office furniture is so old it's moved beyond tacky and become "vintage chic"
* You love what you do and do what you love
* Your mom catered the holiday party food
* You have a lot of vacation time but can't afford to go anywhere
* Ninety percent of your coworkers are women and lunchtime conversation centers around caribou migration patterns
* The first thing they said at your interview was, "We have great benefits..."


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