Idiot Meat Theory of Relativity

Idiot: "Einstein's theory of relativity is really complicated, and it can be almost impossible to understand what it means."
Meat: "That's E=MC2, right? What does it mean?"
Idiot: "When you go really fast, time goes slower..."
Meat: "...Because you get there earlier!"
Idiot: "You're catching on, buddy!"
Meat: "Thanks, and if you were to go faster than the speed of light..."
Meat: "..."
Meat: "..and you were in a MONSTER TRUCK."
Meat: "You...YOU COULD SMASH CARS BEFORE THEY WERE EVER BUILT OH MY GOD."