Why are we here? They plump when you cook em!

Question from Allison Hughes:Why are we here?

PDO:It's Tuesday.

AH: No, seriously, I need some TLC. Why are we here?
PDO: Do you like Hot Dogs?
AH: What? I'm serious!
PDO: So am I. Just answer the question. Do you like Hot Dogs?
AH: Yes.
PDO: Me, too. I like to be able to buy hot dogs. I need a job so I can buy hot dogs."

Post Script:

5 minutes later, from AH: PDO, I need to find another way to buy Hot Dogs!

Welcome to the first ever successful use of the hot dog as a metaphor.