Sad News

Apparently the Test Icicles (who?) broke up.

Top five Puns I have in response:

I guess they just didn't have the balls to stay together.
That can't be true: stop breaking my balls!
Sometimes genius is two nuts for its own time.
I just can't stop bawling.
I guess seeing them at the Bowery Ball-room is out of the question, now.

and a bonus:

Eat a bowl of dicks, you no good reverb distortion hacks. Or was that
the other band?