Pants Dispenser

Don't steal home without it! Quotes

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

New Orleans: When The Levee Breaks...

I wonder if that famous Led Zeppelin Song will ever get played at the Superdome again.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Somehow over vacation, I claimed victory

After a week off from the office, I emerge with a moral victory over my hellish office. I am take-no-prisoners un-fucking-fazeable by my jerk boss. let him try me. If he thinks he wants someone else to do my job, watch out, bro- I want someone else to do my job, too!

Ten bucks says I leave before you find someone else.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Fun quote of the Day

"Do you know how hard it is to fake your own death? Only one man ever succeeded....Elvis." -Fox Mulder, X Files Season 1

Friday, August 05, 2005

new fax machine required

PDO:i wish i had a fax machine whch would allow me to fax paper right up my boss's ass
RM : is shit flying everywhere?
PDO: if you see one around, let me know ASAP

Thursday, August 04, 2005

New yet totally achievable goal for today

Not being called a "skirt-chasing Hollywood metrosexual..." [Fox News]